CLASH Cyber Monday!
HORRAY IT’S CYBER MONDAY!
Enjoy these CLASH Books titles on kindle for free today!
Sightseeing
a tale of lust and art set in Paris, France. Intrigue haunts the prose where hilarity and evil arise in a twist of collaboration. Minus any personal background, a woman and a man explore one another while regarding masterpieces of fine art and the historic sites of Paris.
This is a Horror Book
After reading this book please bring this tome back to your local library. Seriously! This is an extremely important book and if you do not bring this book back, you risk letting out a chaos magick spell that will destroy the world, as beasts bring destruction to life itself. That includes bunnies. Do you really want to face killer bunnies, and don't think Charlize Theron will save you. She won’t! So read this extremely important horror book and then bring it back, and also don’t look at Internet porn at your local library, it’s rude and attracts succubi!
GKM
Mercenaries, War Criminals, Interstellar Travelers ... Killing Machines
Nick Jarvis thought he had escaped the life of violence. He and his squad of mercenaries; the notorious Goddamn Killing Machines, were wanted for war crimes on multiple planets.
After building a new life in the ruins of Earth, he had happily settled into being a father and husband.
But the U.N. needs the Killing Machines for one last dangerous mission. The choice is simple for Jarvis: rot in virtual reality prison or roll the dice on a mission cloaked in secrecy, for a full pardon. As the blood flows and the mission unfolds, Jarvis uncovers a truth that challenges his grip on sanity.
From the author of Punk Rock Ghost Story, Ring of Fire, and Co-host of the Dickheads PKD podcast comes a military science fiction adventure that puts the very nature of survival and reality in its crosshairs.
ZPFO
We've been hearing forever that Punk is Dead. And zombie stories are even deader. ZOMBIE PUNKS FUCK OFF is here to show that is bullshit. This antho is loaded with 14 stories of gnawing teeth, shredded entrails, rotting masses, punk as fuck fury, post-punk weirdness, and beautiful decay. Within these pages are a touring Christian Punk band run afoul of a horde of living dead, a group of zombie-infected anarcho-punks staging a revolution in London, Hank William's far-distant great-grandson struggling against the restraints of universal fame, and guitars that gently eat.
Whispers in the Ear of a Dreaming Ape
The debut short story collection from Joshua Chaplinsky, author of Kanye West—Reanimator. Thirteen weird pieces of literary genre fiction. Singularities, ciphers, and reappearing limbs. Alien messiahs and murderous medieval hydrocephalics. A dark collection that twists dreams into nightmares in an attempt to find a whisper of truth.
Horror Film Poems
A love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs.
Misadventures of a Jilted Journalist
Creator of the YouTube channel and persona--Vernaculis--Justin Little has brought his acerbic wit and engaging storytelling to print. His collection of journalism, literary and cultural criticism, and opinion pieces show why he has emerged as an original new voice of New Journalism for the modern indefinable age.
He Has Many Names
When struggling author and paranormal podcaster Noelle Blackwood gets the opportunity of a lifetime to ghostwrite for a bestselling thriller author for a large sum of money, it seems almost too good to be true. The only catch is that she has to stay at The Oralia hotel until she is done. Method becomes madness as she falls deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole of her own story and the demons it awakens. He Has Many Names by Drew Chial is a fresh spin on the Faustian bargain, a deal with the devil story in the age of artistic desperation.
Your First Real Boyfriend
"Big Bruiser Dope Boy is a poetry legend. Your First Real Boyfriend & Other Poems is a killer book. I loved it. Our very own Genet is alive and well and he's ready to steal your shit."
—Scott McClanahan, author of The Sarah Book
A Confederacy of Hot Dogs
Phil LoPresti hates everything except his girlfriend Missy, the band Swans, and Clive Barker (except for the film Nightbreed—he hates that film most of all). He channels his misanthropy into his poetry and art photography, but feels even more discouraged when no one buys his brilliant art. He shares his disgust by writing angry ALL CAPS posts on Facebook attacking all the mediocre writers on his 'friends' list.
SJWSF
At first, people didn’t think the videos were real. They thought they were deep fakes of conservative & alt-right YouTube stars getting brutally tortured and murdered by a rouge ANTIFA. But the bodies and people were real and the media christened the videos as Social Justice Warrior Snuff Films.
Star of the New Right, Dr. Gerald C. Peters, knows he could be the next victim. But Dr. Peters is a man with a Jungian code of bravery. He goes to the media to condemn them for sharing the brutal snuff films made by a killer labeled as the ANTIFA Snuffer. Peters knows that like lobsters, the human world is hierarchal and he must turn to those with power to protect him.
Dr. Peters agrees to meet with the biggest names in Conservative entertainment and their billionaire patrons to stop the horrific killings, but the ANTIFA Snuffer finds them first and forces them to partake in their mental and physical torture masterpiece Social Justice Warrior Snuff Film.
Mummy of Canaan
A group of American teens visiting Israel have awakened an ancient curse. Now a mummy walks among them, slaughtering and dismembering them one by one to make himself whole again.
The lead detective on the case scrambles for clues to stop the killings while trying to prevent the gruesome details of the investigation from reaching the public and becoming just another crazed conspiracy theory. Can he put an end to the mummy's killing spree before it's too late or will the land of Canaan be permanently stained red with blood?